My child, one day you will go to college, and you will go to a frat party and you will discover the joy that is peeing on an enemy's door when incredibly drunk.
Oh, I know how to deal with my own werewolves. That's not actually a problem. I know how to hurt them and fix them and stop them in their tracks. I have been there and I have done that and the t-shirt is not really worth the trip.
Most of them are idiots anyway and wouldn't be able to plan their way out of a paper bag. I mean you have not met pointless melodrama until you have met the "demon wolf". [stiles makes the appropriate finger quotes]
But sure, hit me with it. I mean, forewarned is forearmed, right? I'm always down for gathering a little intel.
[and hey, it's something to do other than trying and failing to get some sleep]
[he huffs a soft laugh. it says something about the nogitsune experience that things like the alpha pack are actually funny to stiles now.]
No actual demons are involved. Basically it happens when an Alpha goes power hungry and kills all of his Betas. And winds up looking like the really ugly descendent of a werewolf and a bat.
[oh look daphne, stiles agrees with you on this. he points at daphne expressively with her next comment, because oh hey, another thing he can agree about.]
That. See, working together is what solves things. Haring off on your own and keeping secrets and being uncooperative... that's how things just wind up getting more shitty.
[he has a lot of feelings about this]
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[stiles' gaze zeroes in on her shifting hair like a laserbeam. like a magpie seeing something shiny, because stiles is basically a magpie on a good day anyway.]
Yeah. Being shifter adjacent is enough trouble, really.
[shaking his head frantically] Oh my god, don't jinx it!
That is not a complication I need in my life right now, okay, and with the Nematon acting like a beacon who knows what's going to make it's way into town next.
[stiles lets out a relieved sigh, chin dropping down to rest on his chest]
Good. There's already enough biting in my life. [he lifts his hands up near his mouth and makes the shape of claws with his fingers as he bares his teeth in a faux fanged look. you know, just in case she isn't sure what he means by biting.]
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Date: 2014-04-20 04:44 am (UTC)[She doesn't sound even remotely ashamed.]
A Nuwisha is a werecoyote. Was she cute?
[Hey, brag away, she's gonna go sit on the bed.]
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Date: 2014-04-20 04:54 am (UTC)but onto more pleasant topics]
She is definitely cute. A little aggressive maybe. But I'm getting kind of used to spending time with girls that can beat me up. So.
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Date: 2014-04-20 04:59 am (UTC)[She purses her lips a bit.]
I mean it might not help with your werewolf problem.
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Date: 2014-04-20 05:09 am (UTC)Most of them are idiots anyway and wouldn't be able to plan their way out of a paper bag. I mean you have not met pointless melodrama until you have met the "demon wolf". [stiles makes the appropriate finger quotes]
But sure, hit me with it. I mean, forewarned is forearmed, right? I'm always down for gathering a little intel.
[and hey, it's something to do other than trying and failing to get some sleep]
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:33 am (UTC)[Wait.]
The "demon wolf."
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:37 am (UTC)No actual demons are involved. Basically it happens when an Alpha goes power hungry and kills all of his Betas. And winds up looking like the really ugly descendent of a werewolf and a bat.
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:42 am (UTC)Wyrm-tainted.
[She says that like, yes, of course, that makes sense, yep, yep.]
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-21 03:50 am (UTC)[She says it so casually.]
Besides, it doesn't make any sense to kill all your betas. The only reason that the wolves won the War of Rage were because of packs.
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Date: 2014-04-21 03:57 am (UTC)[oh look daphne, stiles agrees with you on this. he points at daphne expressively with her next comment, because oh hey, another thing he can agree about.]
That. See, working together is what solves things. Haring off on your own and keeping secrets and being uncooperative... that's how things just wind up getting more shitty.
[he has a lot of feelings about this]
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Date: 2014-04-21 08:46 pm (UTC)Little bit wolfish in spirit, aren't you?
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Date: 2014-04-21 08:50 pm (UTC)Ugh, no thanks. I already said no to that very special kind of bite ages ago.
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Date: 2014-04-21 08:54 pm (UTC)Trust me, being a shifter is a hassle.
[She shakes her hair and it ripples - bursts of orange running through the black, for a second.]
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Date: 2014-04-21 08:58 pm (UTC)Yeah. Being shifter adjacent is enough trouble, really.
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Date: 2014-04-22 06:39 am (UTC)[She shrugs a little]
At least you're vampire free, it seems.
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Date: 2014-04-22 06:43 am (UTC)That is not a complication I need in my life right now, okay, and with the Nematon acting like a beacon who knows what's going to make it's way into town next.
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Date: 2014-04-23 02:56 am (UTC)[She just leans back, comfortable now.]
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Date: 2014-04-23 03:01 am (UTC)Good. There's already enough biting in my life. [he lifts his hands up near his mouth and makes the shape of claws with his fingers as he bares his teeth in a faux fanged look. you know, just in case she isn't sure what he means by biting.]
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Date: 2014-04-23 03:22 am (UTC)[She tilts her head up just so, just to look at him]
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Date: 2014-04-23 03:24 am (UTC)'course. I'm fine.
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Date: 2014-04-23 03:26 am (UTC)[She hoists her weight up, and ruffles his hair again (it gets her scent on him, which is why she keeps doing it) and opens the door]
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Date: 2014-04-23 03:29 am (UTC)Thanks Daphne.